1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,240 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,680 - ♪ My imagination... ♪ 3 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:11,010 - [moaning] Oh, yeah, don't stop. 4 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,850 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 5 00:00:13,950 --> 00:00:16,080 - No, no, no. 6 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:17,680 - Yes, yes, yes! 7 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:20,720 - Tell me how much you like it. - I like it so much. 8 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,120 Oh! I'm so close! 9 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:24,790 - Are you hearing this too? 10 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:27,060 - I just scheduled an emergency Zoom with my therapist. 11 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:29,160 - Oh, my God, Jackson, that feels so good. 12 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:30,160 Keep going! 13 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,370 - What are we gonna do? 14 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:32,730 - Should we pull the fire alarm? 15 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:34,370 - No, haven't you ever watched a rom-com? 16 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:36,100 Being rained on only makes people hornier. 17 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,240 - Wowie-zowie! - I'm gonna cut my ears off. 18 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,970 - Yeah, let's get out of here because if I hear 19 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,610 how this ends, I'll never recover. 20 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,410 - Keep thrusting your penis. It's happening! 21 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,550 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - Go, go, go! 22 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,320 - ♪ Impossibility make you lay down for stability ♪ 23 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:51,220 ♪ I birthed the game, my fertility ♪ 24 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,350 ♪ Is up there, match my agility ♪ 25 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:54,720 ♪ No weed, call me nobility ♪ 26 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:57,050 - Hey, Canaan. I'm sorry I'm late. 27 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,660 I hit traffic on the way. 28 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:01,760 Twice. 29 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:04,330 - I refuse to interpret that as a sex thing. 30 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,900 Sorry you hit traffic. 31 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,400 - Twice. - Mm. 32 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,870 - Where's Lila? - She's not here. 33 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:11,410 She's at some coffee bean vendor in Brattleboro. 34 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,470 - I'm really impressed with how well she's adapted 35 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,110 to this whole manager thing. 36 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:16,780 - Oh, yeah, so is she. 37 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,010 In fact, she actually made herself employee of the month. 38 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:21,520 - Whoo. - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:21,610 --> 00:01:23,280 - Hey, can I talk to you two for a minute? 40 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,020 I'm Jodi, your union rep. 41 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,690 - Oh, my God, hi. - We're in a union? 42 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:29,160 - Yeah, the Essex Food Service Workers. 43 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,620 Did you not send away for your union card? 44 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,190 - It's one of my prized possessions, 45 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:34,330 even though they spelled my name Krimberly. 46 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,630 - Well, we're going on strike. 47 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,730 - Amazing. 48 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,700 I'm a union gal, and I stand with you, 49 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,300 no questions asked. 50 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,540 I do have questions though. What's the strike about? 51 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,100 Essex hasn't given us a raise since 1988. 52 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,310 We're drastically underpaid compared to other schools. 53 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:49,580 - Oh, this is about getting more money. 54 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,740 I'm in. 55 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,280 I would love to be able to take a girl 56 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,510 anywhere other than this coffee shop. 57 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:55,950 - Perfect. 58 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,650 The dining hall workers are walking out at noon today. 59 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,290 Just so you know, the administration 60 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,620 isn't going to be happy with us. 61 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,120 - Well, Jodi, they fricking started it. 62 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:04,660 - So can we start a strike now? 63 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,860 Because I would love not to have to do inventory. 64 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,300 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,800 - And while the strike is going on, 66 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,370 none of us go to Sips, the dining hall, 67 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:14,830 or any other campus eatery. 68 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:17,000 - Sorry, but did we agree to do this with you? 69 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:20,110 I'm not trying to be a bitch. I'm just genuinely confused. 70 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,440 - OK, I'll be the bitch. 71 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:23,510 What are we supposed to eat? - Eggs. 72 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,580 I have six soft boiling in the egg cooker right now. 73 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,380 - That's what that smell is. 74 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,350 - Guys, can we pause this egg talk for a minute? 75 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,490 I have something to tell you. 76 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:33,050 - Are you good? What's going on? 77 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:36,190 - I don't know. I think I might have fucked up. 78 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,560 I cheated on Eric. 79 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:41,530 With that stand-up, Dan O'Connell. 80 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:43,200 - You hooked up with Dan O'Connell? 81 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,700 - Was he drunk? - Dude. 82 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:45,900 - Well, he's famous. 83 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,130 I'm just trying to understand all this. 84 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:48,440 - Are you gonna tell Eric? 85 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:50,070 - I don't think so. 86 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,510 He's gonna be so upset. 87 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,010 - Well, I still think you should tell him. 88 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:56,640 Honesty is the best policy, even if it's hard. 89 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,250 - I don't think so. 90 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:00,810 I think I'm gonna take this one to the grave. 91 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,520 Or my one-woman show, which ever one comes first. 92 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:03,880 [bell dings] - Oh, yummy. 93 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,320 The eggs are ready. 94 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:06,890 Does anyone want nature's protein bar? 95 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:09,220 Ah, hot, hot, hot! 96 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,660 I think we should wait. 97 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,660 - ♪ Try not to, but I feel alone ♪ 98 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,260 - So what is the least amount of time 99 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,130 I can spend at Kimberly's protest 100 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:20,530 without seeming like a bad friend? 101 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:22,570 - Hopefully zero because I can't go at all. 102 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,070 I have a hot date with the second floor 103 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,770 of the Goldenberg Science Building. 104 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:27,370 - I say this with love and respect, 105 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:28,940 but you've become a dork, and I'm struggling 106 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,540 to be seen with you in public. 107 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,510 - Okay, I'm not gonna apologize for loving science. 108 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:34,180 It's the final lab of the trimester, 109 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,780 and I need to kill it. 110 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,210 - Oh, shit, Leighton. 111 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,350 Here comes your doppel-banger. 112 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:40,720 - Leighton, hey. 113 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,660 - Hey, Tatum. Where are you coming from? 114 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:45,460 - Oh, I just finished the most amazing Pilates class. 115 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,590 You would have loved it. - Mm, reformer or mat? 116 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:49,730 - Both, babe. - Hm. 117 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,370 - Hey, do you want to get dinner tonight? 118 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:52,630 Like, a restaurant-- just to be clear, 119 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,940 I'm not a dining hall person. 120 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:57,470 - I can't. I have plans with Whitney. 121 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,670 But I can maybe meet up for coffee between classes? 122 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:02,680 - OK. 123 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,310 Bye. 124 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,680 - Hey, what was that? We don't have plans. 125 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,120 - I know. 126 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:09,320 I lied. 127 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,750 This might be hard to believe, 128 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,920 but I think Tatum might be cooler than me. 129 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,220 - She is. 130 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,220 She also has a better energy than you. 131 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,530 - Hm, and I've never dated up before, 132 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:21,760 so I am trying to find ways to maintain my high status. 133 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:23,560 - Like walking away mid-conversation? 134 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:26,430 - Yes, and also not responding to her Instagram stories, 135 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,140 making my schedule seem crazy busy, 136 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:31,240 and taking at least four hours to respond to a text, 137 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:33,240 24 hours if the text is a question. 138 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,580 - And you're not worried all of that will push her away? 139 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:38,180 - Well, I would be, except she just texted, 140 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,270 "Nice bumping into you." 141 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,080 - Oh. 142 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,250 - That's a slay. 143 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,280 - She's right. That was a slay. 144 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:46,650 ♪ ♪ 145 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,120 - What do we want? all: Fair wages! 146 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,960 - When do we want it? all: Now! 147 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,390 - I led the cheer. 148 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:53,860 Isn't this electrifying, bringing about change? 149 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,000 - Are we though? 150 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:56,430 Because people are walking 151 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,830 into the dining hall right in front of us. 152 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,500 - Why aren't people listening to us? 153 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,340 History is watching! 154 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,400 - I think it's that rich students 155 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,070 don't care about poor people. 156 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:06,540 Also it's cheesesteak day. 157 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,440 And Essex cheesesteaks slap. 158 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:09,980 - They are really good. 159 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,410 - Well, I'm not hungry. 160 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:12,750 I brought eggs. 161 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,110 - You just pull that out your pocket? 162 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,880 - I came to play. Do you want one? 163 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,120 - I really don't. 164 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,250 - I'll take one to stop this conversation. 165 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,960 - Hey. - Hey. 166 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,360 - What's going on? 167 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:24,220 - The food workers are on strike, 168 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,590 demanding better wages. 169 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:27,290 - Whoa, that's badass. 170 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:28,960 - Yeah, I wish everyone felt that way. 171 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,300 We're trying to get the students 172 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,930 to boycott the dining hall. 173 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,770 But it's really hard getting people to care. 174 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:36,470 - That sucks. Well, I really got to go. 175 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,040 But I hope it gets better for you. 176 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:39,210 - Oh. 177 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,080 Thanks. 178 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,840 Did he just-- - Pick a cheesesteak over you? 179 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,180 He did. You saw that, right? 180 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,950 - Yeah, I saw it. 181 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,090 - ♪ Oh, we're in the thick of it ♪ 182 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,520 - I can't believe how many good ideas I came up with. 183 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,260 40 pitches. What am I, a comedy genius? 184 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,960 - Can you pick your favorite two? 185 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,460 - No. - Bela. 186 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:00,960 - Cover the board. He's gonna steal our ideas. 187 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,530 - I'm not here for your tampon jokes. 188 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,960 I'm just here to talk to Bela. 189 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,300 - We're in the middle of a pitch meeting. 190 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,300 - Well, it's not gonna take long. 191 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,570 I just have one question. 192 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,170 Did you have sex with Dan O'Connell? 193 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:10,570 - No. - Don't lie to me. 194 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:11,840 My friend Matt works on his show, 195 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:13,410 and he said Dan told his entire staff 196 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:14,770 that he had sex with a girl at Essex. 197 00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:16,180 - And you're just assuming it's me? 198 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,440 That could be any girl. 199 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,510 - Yeah. - Exactly. 200 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,880 - He described her as an insatiable Indian chick 201 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:24,520 who wouldn't stop quoting "30 Rock." 202 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:28,160 - All right, that does sound like Bela. 203 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:30,320 - Eric, I'm so sorry. 204 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:31,430 - I can't fucking believe you. 205 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,930 - Okay, that's enough. 206 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,960 Bela's allowed to hook up with whoever she wants. 207 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,560 It's not like you were exclusive. 208 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,390 - Actually, we were. 209 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:40,940 - OK, well, maybe she didn't want to be. 210 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,440 - She asked me. 211 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,840 - Oh, boy. 212 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:45,840 - OK, I know I messed up, but I can explain. 213 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,840 - I don't want to hear it. We're done. 214 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,750 - What a jerk, right? Yelling at a woman like that? 215 00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:54,550 Pfft. 216 00:06:54,650 --> 00:06:58,920 ♪ ♪ 217 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,520 - All right, I'm about to call Senator Chase, 218 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,260 one of the most influential women of our time, 219 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,460 and ask her for help. 220 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,360 - Just remember, she's a senator, 221 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,630 but she's also a person. 222 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:09,600 So just try and keep it casual. 223 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,030 - Casual, got it. - Yeah. 224 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:14,530 [video call beeping] 225 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:15,870 - Kimberly. 226 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:18,140 - Senator Chase, to say it is a pleasure 227 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,970 is clearly an understatement. 228 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,280 - That is casual to you? 229 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:22,740 - Honey, take it down a notch. 230 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,110 When you shout, my security gets nervous. 231 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:26,510 It's OK, Derek. 232 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:27,950 It's just my daughter's shrill roommate. 233 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:29,780 Now, why are you calling me, Kimberly? 234 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,350 - I wanted to talk to you about the importance of unions. 235 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:35,160 In the fall of 1794, William G. Tenner 236 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,450 and the Countryman Cordwainers of Philadelphia 237 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,860 went on strike. 238 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,430 - I'm going to pass this call on to my assistant. 239 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,760 But she will take thorough notes. 240 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:43,260 - Senator Chase, wait. 241 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,500 The food service workers at Essex are on strike 242 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,870 because we're getting paid less than the other schools. 243 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:50,470 And we'd really appreciate your help. 244 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,470 - Sorry, have we met? 245 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,310 - Yes, I'm Canaan. 246 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:56,240 I dated your daughter. 247 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:57,810 - Didn't you dump her? 248 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:58,880 - Yes. 249 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,310 - Pass me back to Kimberly. 250 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:01,680 - OK. 251 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,450 - Senator Chase, we really need you 252 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,620 to come speak at our rally. 253 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,620 It would change everything. 254 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,050 - Sweetie-- 255 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:08,760 - You're such a hero to the working class. 256 00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:11,460 There are real people here who need your help, 257 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,990 people who deserve 258 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,730 so much better than what they're getting, 259 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,360 but who aren't strong enough to fight for themselves. 260 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:19,430 They need someone like you, specifically you 261 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:22,970 because we don't know any other powerful people. 262 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,040 - Kimberly, I'm in. 263 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:28,110 - It worked? My speech moved you? 264 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,480 - It did. 265 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,710 But I also owe Whitney a visit, 266 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,080 so your timing is good. 267 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:33,780 - I'll take it. A win's a win. 268 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,950 [video call beeps] Hello? 269 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,420 She hung up. - Yeah. 270 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,920 ♪ ♪ 271 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,160 - Hi. - Hey, you look cute. 272 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,590 - Thanks, so do you. 273 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,460 - Surprised you made it. You seemed so busy today. 274 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,900 - Ugh, I still am. 275 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,500 My phone is blowing up. 276 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,370 53 notifications. 277 00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:56,640 It's like Kappa, chill. 278 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:59,740 I just got into Kappa. 279 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,080 - Yikes, I'm sorry. 280 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,180 - Why? 281 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,080 - Oh, Kappa tried to tap me last year, 282 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:07,410 and the Greek scene just isn't my thing. 283 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:09,620 It all feels a little basic and fake, 284 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,350 at least to me. 285 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,850 - Yeah, well-- 286 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,650 well, Kappa's, like, not my entire social life. 287 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,020 I actually have a few friend groups 288 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,090 that I am bouncing around between. 289 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,930 Like tomorrow, I am going out partying 290 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,530 with my crazy party friends. 291 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,760 And they are crazy. 292 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,470 - Well, I'm free tomorrow. 293 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:28,340 Is it cool if I join? 294 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:29,470 - Oh, like, come to the party? 295 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,510 - Yeah. 296 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,270 - I would literally love that. 297 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,610 - Amazing. 298 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,140 - ♪ I think I might hit all ♪ 299 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,880 ♪ Can't lift my feet off the floor ♪ 300 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:39,880 - Hey. - I'm screwed. 301 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,950 - You got chlamydia again? - No, no. 302 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,320 - I lied to impress Tatum, and now I have 303 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,720 to take her to a cool party that doesn't exist. 304 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,960 - I know something that exists, my rally. 305 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,890 - No, I'm not bringing her to that. 306 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,730 - But it's gonna be epic. 307 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:56,030 I've arranged for five pallets of Kirkland water, 308 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,770 a whole lot of solidarity, and a very special guest. 309 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,530 - Oh, she convinced my mom to come. 310 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,870 None of us are happy about it. 311 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:03,570 - This is gonna be the biggest news 312 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,470 on campus since the Divinity School orgy. 313 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,380 - Hey, mama, could I yell at you out here real quick? 314 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:12,050 Come out, string bean. I don't have all day. 315 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,280 What the hell? 316 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,050 I leave for one day, and you go on strike? 317 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,990 - Look, I know you're upset. - Of course I'm upset. 318 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,020 I'm management. I can't go on strike. 319 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:21,090 - Sure, you can. 320 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,920 If we win, we all get paid more. 321 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,160 Don't you want to make more money? 322 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,860 - Of course I do. I love money. 323 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,460 I'm saving up for a tattoo that says just that. 324 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,960 - Then stand with us. 325 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,660 Frankly, we could use someone of your height. 326 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,770 - I can't join you. I could get fired. 327 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:35,240 - So what are you gonna do? 328 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,700 You're gonna cross the picket line 329 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,370 and run Sips all by yourself? 330 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:40,540 - Maybe, I don't know. 331 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,940 You're putting me in a bad spot. 332 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,310 - We're all in a bad spot. 333 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,050 I'm just trying to do something about it. 334 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,410 Like, Jocelyn knows what I'm talking about. 335 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,580 - Don't drag me into your public fight. 336 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,190 I fight in private like a lady. 337 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,450 ♪ ♪ 338 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,120 - I'm leaving before I slap you in the titties. 339 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,530 - ♪ Baby, let me be your waitress ♪ 340 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,360 ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪ - ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪ 341 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,160 - ♪ Baby handing me the blank checks ♪ 342 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:06,230 - You are the loudest typer I've ever heard in my life. 343 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,700 I can't focus. 344 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,940 - You're not even working. You're playing on your phone. 345 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,670 - I'm not playing on my phone. 346 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,940 I'm online shopping for swim shoes. 347 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,980 I have very sensitive toes. 348 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,180 - Mm. 349 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,980 - There she is, my favorite daughter. 350 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,580 - Never not funny, Mom. 351 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,420 - [laughs] 352 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:27,250 - So this is the place you've been spending all your time. 353 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:28,890 I like it. 354 00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:31,760 I love this cup. - It's a beaker. 355 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,230 - Senator Chase, it's an honor to meet you. 356 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,060 On behalf of my entire generation, 357 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,370 thank you for believing in climate change. 358 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,600 - Well, aren't you nice? 359 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,770 And on behalf of my generation, 360 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,770 I'm sorry we caused it. 361 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,510 That's not my official position. 362 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,240 - Mm-hmm. - This is Andrew. 363 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,740 And he's clearly kissing up to you. 364 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,380 Do you want to see my lab bench? 365 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,550 - Honey, I am so proud of you for sticking with this. 366 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,820 In fact, I have a surprise for you. 367 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:01,260 I called in a favor and lined up an internship 368 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,490 for you this summer 369 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:06,230 at the National Institute of Health, the NIH. 370 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,260 - Wow, thank you. 371 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,400 That's so nice. 372 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,870 - Are you not excited? - No, no, I am. 373 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,500 It's just, I was sort of looking at some internships 374 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,540 and kind of wanted to get one on my own. 375 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,670 - So you don't want my help? 376 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,140 - I appreciate it. 377 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,080 But when you get involved, 378 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,380 it changes the way people see me. 379 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,580 - Well, I guess I will tell them you're not interested. 380 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,050 - Yeah. 381 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,920 - All right, I'm off to see President Lacey. 382 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,290 - Senator, before you go, can I get a pic with you? 383 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,060 It's for my mom. - Absolutely. 384 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,490 - Thank you. Whitney, here, you take it. 385 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,130 - Yeah. 386 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,460 - Great. Should we do like a funny one? 387 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,830 - I don't do funny ones. 388 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,070 - Understood, OK. Have a good day, ma'am. 389 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,600 - Here. - Oh, thanks, Whit. 390 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,270 - ♪ I'm in the sky ♪ 391 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,940 ♪ Never thought that I would get this high ♪ 392 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,040 - Senator Chase, despite what you may have heard 393 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:57,040 from picketing workers, the administration cares deeply 394 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,710 about the entire Essex community, 395 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:02,750 which is why I wanted to show you this. 396 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,380 - What am I looking at? 397 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,190 - This is our new mental health bubble. 398 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,520 - I'm sorry. 399 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,660 What in the white nonsense are you talking about? 400 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,690 - With mental health being so important these days, 401 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,960 we wanted to create a comfy place 402 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,600 where sad students could sit on a West Elm chair 403 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,740 and reflect on their issues until they're happy again. 404 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,300 - This mid-century biodome 405 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,870 isn't a fix for the mental health crisis. 406 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:30,910 This is even more proof of how out of touch this college is. 407 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,350 - Yes, exactly. 408 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,810 I'm so in agreement with you that it's eerie. 409 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,150 - It's just, with the money 410 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,810 the administration blew on this, 411 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,350 you'd think you could afford to pay student workers more. 412 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,520 - First off, this wasn't that expensive. 413 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,860 The fuzzy chairs were donated. 414 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,620 And when it comes to the union protest, 415 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,060 the board won't budge, 416 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,930 not matter who's applying the pressure. 417 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,500 ♪ ♪ 418 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,430 - Well, President Lacey, it seems we're at an impasse. 419 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,430 So the Senator and I should get back 420 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:57,540 to prepping our rally, which will continue as planned. 421 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,910 - It's gonna be fun. 422 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,840 I hope you can make it. 423 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,910 The key is to not look back at him, 424 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,740 no matter how badly you want to. 425 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,410 - Oh, my God, yes. I love this. 426 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,350 - Damn, you OK? 427 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,020 - Don't worry. I didn't look back. 428 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,690 - ♪ Catch me if you can ♪ 429 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,590 ♪ Catch me if you can ♪ 430 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,430 - Hey, Jocelyn, can I pick your brain for a sec? 431 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,130 - Fine, but let's keep it quick. 432 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:22,730 I'm trying to learn Portuguese before my date 433 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:24,230 with an exchange student. 434 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,860 - Right, well, do you know of any cool parties 435 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,240 on campus tonight, 436 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,970 maybe something underground and elite? 437 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,740 - Why are you asking like you're a cop? 438 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,080 Hold up--are you trying to get me busted for selling Adderall? 439 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,610 - No, that's not it. 440 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,850 Look, I really need to impress someone, 441 00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:42,580 and I don't know who else to ask. 442 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,150 - Okay, so I really shouldn't be telling anyone, 443 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,690 but I know an intern at the Essex Art Gallery, 444 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,990 and apparently, they're sneaking some people in 445 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,790 for a secret party there tonight. 446 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,690 - Inside the gallery? - Mm-hmm. 447 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,530 Oh, my God, that's perfect. 448 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,960 OK, can you get me in? 449 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,100 - Well, aren't we thirsty today? 450 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,900 I'll see what I can do. 451 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,970 ♪ ♪ 452 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,000 [knocking at door] - Eric? 453 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,370 I know you're in there. 454 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,310 Obviously, you're upset, and you should be, 455 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:10,140 but I'm not leaving until you talk to me. 456 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,480 Eric's dads? 457 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,850 - You must be Bela. What do you want? 458 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:17,550 - First, I know we haven't met, but I just want to say 459 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,320 that you've raised a tremendous son, and he-- 460 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,220 - Flattery is not going to work on us, young lady. 461 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,920 - You broke our boy's heart. 462 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,160 He's eaten three whole Sbarro sized slices of pizza today. 463 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,560 And you know that's a lot for him. 464 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,230 - Please just let me explain. - Save it. 465 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,660 If you really cared about Eric, 466 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,170 you never would have put him through this. 467 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,400 - It was just one stupid mistake. 468 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,970 - Babe, I can't. You deal with her. 469 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:35,370 - You toyed with his heart for months. 470 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,470 He's better off without you. Leave him alone. 471 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,040 - Could I just talk to him, just for a second? 472 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,570 - Eric's busy. 473 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:41,880 - And he wants his copy 474 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,540 of Steve Martin's autobiography back. 475 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,080 ♪ ♪ 476 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:49,380 - ♪ Love me or hate me ♪ 477 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,620 - Posting this is gonna get so many more students 478 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,750 to come support us. 479 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:53,750 And when President Lacey sees it, 480 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,090 he is gonna flip. 481 00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,590 - Good, because he's a little shit. 482 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,390 Wait, you're not recording, are you? 483 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,360 I did not say that. - She didn't say that. 484 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,130 - Oh, I'm not recording yet. 485 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,230 But I took the liberty of writing a little script. 486 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,960 It's eight pages single spaced. 487 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,240 But if you read fast, I think we can get it under a minute. 488 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,100 - Yeah, I'm not saying this. - Oh. 489 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,710 - Is this a poem at the end? - It's a song. 490 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,410 - No. Although, I do like this quote. 491 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:20,480 "Humankind's greatest strength lies in its labor." 492 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,480 - That's from one of Essex's founders. 493 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,680 It's actually inscribed on the plaque right next to you. 494 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,350 - Smart. 495 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:29,460 You know, you remind me of myself when I was your age. 496 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,860 - Really? 497 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,530 Senator, that means so much to me. 498 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,330 Would you write that on my LinkedIn? 499 00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:36,630 - Sure, Chelsea, can you do that off your account? 500 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,730 - Oh. 501 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,930 - Kimberly. 502 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,430 - Jackson, hey. 503 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:43,740 This is my friend, Senator Evette Chase. 504 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,240 - Hi, nice to meet you. 505 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,610 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 506 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,310 We're working on getting the word out 507 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,080 about my big rally. 508 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,210 Wait, is that from the dining hall? 509 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,910 - Yeah, I needed some study fuel. 510 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,950 You will not believe how many shrimp I fit in this puppy. 511 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,420 - Seriously? 512 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,150 You know we're protesting the dining hall 513 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,320 and not eating there to make a point, right? 514 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,860 - Yeah, I knew you were. 515 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,090 I didn't realize you expected me to do the same. 516 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,590 - Well, it would be nice if you supported me. 517 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,900 - All right. I'll throw this away. 518 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,930 - Thank you. 519 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,570 - Damn, that's a wide young man. 520 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,140 Mm. 521 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,500 ♪ ♪ 522 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,470 - ♪ Better wash away ♪ 523 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:20,870 ♪ ♪ 524 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,010 - Oh, this is chic. 525 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,510 I didn't know they had parties in here. 526 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,710 - Yeah, not a lot of people do. 527 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,480 - How did you find out about this? 528 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,450 - Just like knowing the right people. 529 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,090 My friend is an intern here, and they do this sometimes. 530 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,760 - Wow. 531 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,220 Well, I am impressed. 532 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,890 - Get used to it. - Tatum? 533 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,030 - Laird. 534 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,430 - What are you doing here? 535 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,830 - This is my party. Isn't she cute? 536 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,700 - Wait, you're Leighton's friend who planned this? 537 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,140 - Who? 538 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,670 - Didn't you say your friend planned this? 539 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:53,440 - Yeah, yeah, but not Laird. I don't know Laird. 540 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,070 I was actually talking about someone else. 541 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,640 - Wait, I'm sorry. 542 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,150 Is someone else trying to take credit for my party? 543 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,450 Who said they planned this? 544 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,880 - Um, Jen. 545 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,380 - Jen who? 546 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,450 - You know, I can't recall her last name right now, 547 00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,290 but I will go find her. 548 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:13,860 ♪ ♪ 549 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,230 - Excuse me. 550 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,760 Kimberly, look at this turnout. 551 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:17,800 This is amazing. - I know. 552 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,200 Your mom's the best. 553 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,370 Working with her today was incredible. 554 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,940 - Good. - Hey, Whit. 555 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,300 - Hi. 556 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,510 It's good to see you. - Yeah. 557 00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:30,140 - I'm gonna go pass out water. 558 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,950 - OK. - Sure. 559 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,680 - You been good? - Yes. 560 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,780 - You? - Yeah. 561 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,180 Do you want-- 562 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,690 - Sure, I'll take a sign. - You want a sign? 563 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,220 - Hey. 564 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,590 - Lila, you came! 565 00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,890 Oh, no, are you here to counterprotest? 566 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,590 - No, I overreacted yesterday. 567 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,730 You were right. I don't want to be the man. 568 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,200 I hate the man. 569 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,500 Unless the man is 6'8" with a British accent. 570 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,730 - Well, I know it took a lot for you to be here, 571 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,240 and I really appreciate you coming. 572 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,770 - Girl, I stand with you. 573 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,140 I don't care if I get in trouble. 574 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,640 - Did you just put on a disguise? 575 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:06,650 - No, no, no, no. This is just my new style. 576 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,080 But if anyone asks, my name is not Lila. 577 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,020 It's Charmaine Raphael. 578 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,690 Are these free? - Yeah. 579 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,020 Oh, uh-- 580 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,990 - Thank you. Out of my way. 581 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,990 ♪ ♪ 582 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,530 - Students of Essex! 583 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:24,970 Thank you so much for coming out to show your support 584 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,130 for Essex food workers! 585 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:30,240 [cheers and applause] 586 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,910 It is my honor to introduce everybody's favorite girl boss, 587 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,980 Senator Evette Chase. 588 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,680 - I thought we agreed not to use the term girl boss. 589 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,780 - But you are a girl boss. You have to own it. 590 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,320 - Ma'am, wait. 591 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,220 There's an issue with the video you tweeted out. 592 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,260 - Oh, no, did the sound not sync? 593 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,930 I shot it on my iPhone 6. 594 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,690 - No, it's something else. 595 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:56,190 Apparently, that Essex founder you spoke about owned slaves. 596 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,630 People are coming at you pretty hard, 597 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,230 saying you're glorifying him. 598 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,770 - [gasps] 599 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,840 - To quote the illustrious Winston Moore, 600 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,670 "Humankind's greatest strength lies in its labor." 601 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,010 He got it right. 602 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,480 Kimberly, what the hell? 603 00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,450 You had me quoting a slave owner? 604 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,080 - Maybe no one will notice. 605 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,950 - They already did. 606 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:20,590 - ♪ If you ever feel like you're going to drown ♪ 607 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,390 [door clicks] - Eric? 608 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,820 Hey, wait, stop. 609 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,360 OK, that's fair. You don't need to stop. 610 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,330 Just listen. - What do you want? 611 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,460 - Look, I'm sorry I fucked up. 612 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,230 But I just-- I need you to forgive me 613 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:34,130 because I feel really shitty right now. 614 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:35,500 - You need me to forgive you? 615 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,340 - I really do. I feel terrible. 616 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,740 - Well, you should. 617 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,370 And it shouldn't be about what you need. 618 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,880 It's about what I need. So leave me alone. 619 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,040 - Eric, please. 620 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,640 I wish I could take it back. 621 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,610 You mean a lot to me. - Do I? 622 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,240 Because it seems like you spend all your time 623 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,720 trying to get people to like you, 624 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,320 but then when someone like me actually does, 625 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:52,920 I'm not enough. 626 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:56,020 You immediately focus on winning over someone else. 627 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,560 - Wow, I didn't-- - You know what? 628 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,130 I'm gonna delete your number from my phone right now. 629 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,160 You want to watch? 630 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,360 There we go. Goodbye, Bela. 631 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,370 [soft music] 632 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:12,540 ♪ ♪ 633 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,840 - Let's get you out of here 634 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,310 before you have to make a comment. 635 00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:17,080 - Wait, don't go. We still need you. 636 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,350 - Senator, the car's waiting. 637 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,680 - But isn't it better 638 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,450 to address this right away, head on? 639 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,720 - I will issue a statement tomorrow. 640 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,620 - But rather than let the news cycle take hold 641 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,280 and spin this into something bigger, 642 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,720 what if you got ahead of it 643 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,720 and took charge of the narrative yourself? 644 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,890 ♪ ♪ 645 00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:37,630 - Yes, I accidentally quoted a problematic individual. 646 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,430 Let's be real. He owned slaves. 647 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,870 I should have Googled him. 648 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:45,870 But do not let my mistake distract 649 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,640 from why I'm really here, 650 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:52,410 to support the hardworking employees of Essex College, 651 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,020 who deserve better treatment, 652 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:57,120 who deserve a living wage. 653 00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,420 And rest assured, we are gonna get that for them. 654 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,960 And once that's done, 655 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,560 I'm gonna get that slave owner's plaque removed too. 656 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,630 [cheers and applause] 657 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:09,230 Yes! We will do this! 658 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,600 - You're beautiful! 659 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,130 - I am here to tell you! 660 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:15,300 We will do this! 661 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,340 ♪ ♪ 662 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,910 - Hey. 663 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,340 This is awkward, but did you lie 664 00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,820 about knowing who planned this party? 665 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,350 - Uh, yeah. 666 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,690 Yeah, I did, lied right to your face. 667 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:36,490 I have never met anyone here, 668 00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:39,390 and I barely knew this museum existed. 669 00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,100 - Why would you do that? 670 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:47,070 - Because I think you maybe are cooler than me. 671 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,400 - Oh, I am. 672 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:53,670 Leighton, I'm not secretly calculating how cool you are 673 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:55,410 and deciding if you're worth my time. 674 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:56,740 I asked you to hang out tonight 675 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,280 because I wanted to spend time with you 676 00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:01,120 because I already like you. 677 00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:04,420 - Wait, so you still like me after this? 678 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,050 That speaks really poorly of you. 679 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:08,520 - What can I say? I'm into damaged women. 680 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,160 - Ah. - I'm kidding. 681 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,930 I like you because you're hot. 682 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,990 - Oh, really? 683 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,860 - ♪ Wake up in the middle of the room ♪ 684 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,600 ♪ And you don't know why ♪ 685 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,500 ♪ ♪ 686 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,540 - Senator, always a pleasure to see you. 687 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,440 - Always a pleasure. 688 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,670 - How was that? 689 00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:29,210 - Oh, he's terrified. 690 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,250 They are going to agree to the union's demands. 691 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:33,850 - That's so great! 692 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,350 Mom, I want to apologize for earlier. 693 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,690 I don't want to seem ungrateful. 694 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:40,320 - Oh, honey, I get it. 695 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,320 It's just that I've worked so hard to achieve my goals. 696 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:45,190 I just wanted to help. 697 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:48,330 But I respect you wanting to do it on your own. 698 00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:50,360 - Thank you. - Well, make no mistake. 699 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,930 It feels dumb. 700 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,300 I set up your idiot cousin, Adam, with a hedge fund. 701 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,540 And he now owns a yacht. - Mm-hmm. 702 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,010 - But you are so much smarter than him. 703 00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,440 So I know you can do it. 704 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,010 - I really think I can. 705 00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:04,180 I mean, it's only been one class, 706 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,050 but kind of clicks for me. 707 00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,680 - Well, remember, if it stops clicking, 708 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,720 I can text Meghan Markle and get you a job 709 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:12,490 as her assistant like that. 710 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,060 - OK. [both laugh] 711 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:17,860 - ♪ I heard of all the shit before ♪ 712 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:22,030 ♪ Stories that were written to ignore, like a... ♪ 713 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,900 - Not bad for a girl from Gilbert. 714 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000 - ♪ I'm sure things gonna be great ♪ 715 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,410 ♪ I hope it won't be too late ♪ 716 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,440 - Hey, getting in a late night workout? 717 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,340 - Yeah, just a quick set while I study. 718 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,950 - That's how I study too. 719 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,680 I'm sorry if I was a little sharp with you earlier. 720 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,820 - No, no, I deserved it. 721 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,590 I was being inconsiderate, which is why I got us this. 722 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:48,790 I figured you might be hungry. 723 00:24:48,890 --> 00:24:50,490 - Oh, my God, I'm starving. 724 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,090 You swear it's not from the dining hall. 725 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,330 - I swear. 726 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:54,660 It took an hour to get delivered, 727 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,030 so it's cold, and it won't be good. 728 00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:58,970 - Sounds perfect. 729 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:04,170 ♪ ♪ 730 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,640 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 731 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:10,640 ♪ What am I supposed to do, baby-- ♪ 732 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,450 - Seriously, I need to eat first. 733 00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:14,380 [laughs] 734 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,980 - OK. 735 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:23,090 ♪ ♪ 736 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,970 - Oh, my brain is fried. 737 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:41,580 I mean, I killed this lab, but not sure I could 738 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,480 spell my own name right now. 739 00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:45,250 - It was cool meeting your mom earlier. 740 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:48,820 I mean, her policies are kind of insane and not tenable, 741 00:25:48,910 --> 00:25:51,020 but I did slide into her DMs 742 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,850 about that internship you turned down. 743 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:54,550 - Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 744 00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,290 You are so opportunistic, it's insane. 745 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,260 - It's not insane. 746 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,260 I just know what I want. 747 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,030 Don't you? 748 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:12,040 ♪ ♪ 749 00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:16,610 - ♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪ 750 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:22,120 ♪ So you want to be in love ♪ 751 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,350 ♪ Don't ever want to try again ♪ 752 00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:28,660 ♪ ♪ 753 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:33,630 ♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪ 754 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:40,940 ♪ ♪ 755 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,530 ♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪ 756 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:12,670 ♪ So you want to be in love ♪ 757 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,300 ♪ I never want to try again ♪ 758 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,210 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:24,240 ♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪ 760 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:31,020 ♪ ♪ 761 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,650 - Go to bed.